His name is Athos Salome, and I'm pretty sure he's not real
It's not as crazy as it sounds!
A column about sports for people who don't like sports
And why you shouldn't care that they do!
A recurring series where I open stuff and talk about it!
Something very, very wrong
A recurring column/video series where I open things! This week...tennis cards.
Be careful what you smack up, flip, and rub down
Yes, the "never trust a big butt and a smile" guys